From France, a crafty engineer has designed a "fly board," or a hydraulically powered jet-ski sort of thing that can fly up to 30 feet over a body of water, as well as shoot into and out of the water like a dolphin.

According to the ITV News video, these cost about €5,000, which works out to about $6,700 with current exchange rates. Shipping and handling extra, of course, although I imagine you could fly to France, take possession, and then drive the thing back across the ocean. (I can also imagine, asking myself about 1,000 miles out: Are we there yet? What was I thinking!)

As I note in the headline, this is a gift for the man who has everything. Because I seriously doubt there are any women around foolhardy enough to climb on one of these contraptions. It looks like a broken neck, waiting to happen.

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