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2013 Sprint Cup Recap — Matt Kenseth Wins Second Race In A Row
Matt Kenseth dominated the field en route to winning the Sylvania 300 at New Hampshire Motor Speedway on Sunday.
What In The Flux Capacitor Happened To This DeLorean?
Is this what happens if you go faster than 88 miles per hour in a DeLorean? Maybe.
2013 Sprint Cup Recap — Matt Kenseth Wins at Chicago
Matt Kenseth raced past teammate Kyle Busch with 23 laps left and held on to win a rain-delayed Geico 400 at Chicagoland Speedway in Illinois on Sunday night.
2013 NFL Season Week 1 in Animated GIFs
The first Sunday of the 2013 NFL season means packed sports bars and optimism...unless you live in Jacksonville. (At least you have sunshine?) Here's our animated GIF wrap-up of Week 1 moments that didn't affect the scores of the games but may have led to some therapy for the players involved.
Sprint Cup Recap — Carl Edwards Wins Richmond; Chase Field Set
Carl Edwards outran Paul Menard off a late restart and held on to win the Federated Auto Parts 400 at Richmond International Raceway in Virginia on Saturday night.
Peyton Manning’s 7 TD Passes Lead Broncos Past Ravens, 49-27
Peyton Manning tied an NFL record by throwing seven touchdown passes in a game, and the Denver Broncos beat the Baltimore Ravens, 49-27, in the opener of the 2013 NFL season in Denver on Thursday night.
Sprint Cup Recap — Matt Kenseth Holds Off Kasey Kahne to Win at Bristol
Matt Kenseth won his fifth race of the season by holding off Kasey Kahne at the Irwin Tools Night Race at Bristol Motor Speedway in Tennessee on Saturday.
Who’s the Hot Girl in the Nationwide Commercial?
Insurance is boring, but insurance advertising is not.
Dale Earnhardt Jr. Will Look Like Superman at Michigan’s NASCAR Race
As difficult as saving the world can be, Superman never had to worry about anyone rubbing his bumper at 200 mph.
Listen To Indians 2013 Draft Pick Clint Frazier Sing A Taylor Swift Song
Major League Baseball began its 2013 first-year player draft on Thursday night, as teams selected the amateur players whom fans will soon be calling overpriced hacks in the years to come. The circle of life, amirite?
Among the notable picks in the first round was the Cleveland Indians selection of Clint Frazier, a outfielder from Loganville (Ga...
Which NBA All-Star Used To Squeegee Windshields For Money?
Pundits might question Carmelo Anthony's shot selection or defensive skills, but they best not doubt the all-star forward's toughness. In a recent interview with WebMD magazine, the New York Knicks' star talked about growing up in one of the toughest neighborhoods in Baltimore...
Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe Donut Debuts At San Diego Fair, Sends Hearts Into Delicious Panic
To paraphrase the late Robert F. Kennedy, some people would ask 'Why put sloppy joe meat into a deep-fried, glazed donut shell?' but Charlie Boghosian asks 'Why not?' Boghosian, known to many fans of fair food (and presumably their cardiologists) as "Chicken Charlie," debuted a Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe Donut Sandwich at the San Diego Fair on Saturday...