It's that time of year again. The wool is flowing, and what was once a thoughtful gift has become the butt of jokes. So why not lean into the "Ugly Sweater" trend? I scoured the internet to find the weirdest Country-Themed Ugly Sweaters in the deep recesses of the web. Some of these are one-of-a-kind, some of them are even sold out! But here are the weirdest ones. Enjoy, and brace yourself.

Cowboy Christmas Barbie Nightmare Sweater 

www.etsy.com

Who in their right mind made this. What were they thinking? What drugs were they on? And most of all... Where can I get one?

Dolly Parton's Face- In Wool

www.skipnwhistle.com

Have a holly Dolly Christmas, Y'all. Dolly Parton is a national treasure, so it only makes sense that this company immortalized her face in sweater form.

Merry Christmas, Cowboy 

www.etsy.com

Gotta be honest, this one isn't so offensive. The only reason it makes the list is because I hate the trend of printing sweater-like patterns on regular sweatshirts and calling them "Ugly Christmas Sweaters." A sweater is knitted!! Enjoy your shame.

Cactus Santa Christmas

http://www.rustyzipper.com

Actually, I might wear this. If you want to join me, check out the rusty zipper. Then we can be twins at all the Ugly Sweater Parties this year in the 307.

Okay... This one's actually pretty cool. 

joybaseball.com

My only question is... is this a sublimated "sweater?" I think I can forgive it, if only because it's loudly and proudly supporting the cowboys. Go Pokes!