How Not To Die In Wyoming (A Tourist Guide)
Wyoming is a great place to live, but you wouldn't want to die here.
Visitors to Wyoming have been know to disappear, never to be heard from again, and often for the dumbest reasons.
With that in mind we present to you 5 easy to follow pieces of advice for staying alive in Wyoming. If you can't follow these 5 simple rules you don't deserve to live, so, please leave before something bad happens.
1). Never walk into any bar in Wyoming and order any beer that requires a slice of fruit be added. That is just asking for it.
2). Leave winter daredevil snow tricks to those dumb enough to do them. You just watch and be amazed when they don't die.
3). I think by now we have established that attempting to pet wild animals will not end well. While we are at it, do not pet the locals. Do not pet the tourist. Just keep your hands to yourself.
4). The people of Wyoming have manors. Much like visiting the South you will hear a lot of "Yes Ma'am" and "No Sir" going on. Just without the Southern accent. Failure to call a lady Ma'am, even if she is your waitress or a clerk at a conveyance store, could result in death. So if you are vising Wyoming remember to pack your manners.
5). Never ask a Wyomingite why he needs a gun. He might just show you.