Rejected Slogans For the ‘Adults-Only’ Solar Eclipse Camp [SATIRE]
What is it about an eclipse that brings out our “frisky side?” If you know a real scientific explanation, maybe this isn’t the appropriate time or place to answer – just not here – just not now.
Local Casper gentlemen’s club, Northern Dreams, is one of the latest businesses to seize opportunity in the eclipse. Shall we call it adult oriented camping?
5 slogans for eclipse weekend rejected by Northern Dreams:
1. Come Pitch a Tent.
2. Stare into the path of totality.
3. Every Now and Then It’s just Nice to Get Mooned.
4. Get Busy with Coronas.
5. Cashing in on the Eclipse, One Dollar Bill at a Time.