Need Something For Your X-Mas Party? Try Beard Lights!
Yep, you read that right: Beard Lights. Apparently it's a new trend that's sweeping the nation this holiday season. It's not enough to adorn your face with facial hair anymore, you have to make it fancy. Especially for those special occasions like Christmas parties!
If you want an illuminating experience with your beard, have no fear! You can pick up your own set of lights for only $14 at Firebox! Here is a description from the website: “Not got room for a Christmas tree in your dismally small rental flat? Join the club! Don’t bother with one of those dinky desk-sized ones, just get these and make yourself the tree this year.”
Speaking as someone who just moved into a Tiny House, this almost makes me want to have a beard to celebrate the season in style. Why stop at Christmas, though? Why not pull out the lights for other holidays? Blue lights for Hannukah? Maybe pink or red ones for Valentine's Day? Red, White and Blue beards for Independence Day!
At least it's less difficult to clean up than the Glitter Beard trend from a few years back, right?