It's the ultimate alarm clock. There's a new video making the rounds of two guys who woke up by a bear cub.

When I first came across this, I had high hopes these guys were a couple of my Wyoming friends. But, no, according to the YouTube description, this special moment happened in Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky, Russia.

I have so many questions. First, the person who's taking the video didn't bother to alert his/her "friends" that they were being approached BY A BEAR. Even though it's a rather small cub, that still had the potential to not end well. Second, what's the one guy who woke up first saying to the other?

I looked it up and "Oh, crap!" in Russian is О дерьмо!. You are welcome.